Check the venue's noise limit before you fall for any band on this page. Funk is loud by design, because the bass has to be felt rather than heard, and a five piece playing this material politely loses most of what made you want it. Plenty of Melbourne's converted warehouses and inner-north spaces sit close to housing and carry a hard number in the hire agreement.
Once that is settled, the booking gets simple. This is dance floor music for the back half of a night, and the bands below will happily lean toward the singalong end or the groove end depending on which evening you tell them you want.
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Count the people on stage and you have most of the answer. Five pieces with a strong rhythm section is the working unit for this music, and every horn, extra vocalist or percussionist added on top moves the figure again. Each starting price on this page belongs to that band's smallest configuration, so ask what the full lineup costs before comparing two of them.
Where the weight sits. Funk hands it to the bass and drums, so you get long instrumental passages and a set that rides one feel instead of marching through recognisable choruses. Soul hands it to the voice and the singalong. Book funk when you want the floor moving whether or not anyone knows the song, and say which of the two evenings you are after, because most Melbourne acts can steer either direction.
Badly, if you need conversation over the top of it, which is worth knowing before you book. This music does its job once the plates are cleared and the floor opens, so run something quieter through the meal and bring the band on afterwards. Two shorter sets late will do more for a Melbourne work function than four polite ones all evening.
None of the bands here carries a written review, so the video and a phone call are your evidence. Look for footage of one song playing through with no edits in it, then ask how long this particular group has been together and where they played most recently. A band with a regular night somewhere sounds different to one put together for your booking.
Everything in this music rests on those two and a highlight reel usually buries them behind the horns. If the footage does not show the rhythm section clearly, ask for a different clip before you decide anything.
Horn players in Melbourne freelance across several bands, so the group in the video may not be the group on your date. Ask whether the section is fixed or booked per gig, and ask early.
There are fewer working funk bands here than the size of the scene suggests, and the good ones fill their December weekends by winter. Enquire with several at the same time, and widen to soul or general covers acts who play the same material.