Six kilometres separates Seddon from the inner-city acts who make up nine of the ten below, and the tenth is a cover band twenty-three kilometres off at Cheltenham. None of them live out this way. Melbourne's acts cluster in Fitzroy, Brunswick and Prahran on the other side of the river, and the west is a short drive rather than home ground for them.
Seddon is small in a way that shapes every booking. A few streets of workers' terraces around the Charles Street shops, front doors straight onto narrow footpaths, and a parking situation that would test a saint on a Friday night. So the honest advice here is to think about the room and the kerb before you think about the genre.
Top picks are the nearby performers with the most visible reviews, then rating, then the closest; further afield the closest come first, and premium listings break remaining ties. Distances are straight-line from Seddon. Ask each act whether they travel to your venue and what that costs.
You can, with the right act and an early finish. An acoustic duo, a singer with a guitar or a jazz trio at low volume is all a yard that size needs, and nobody is going to complain at seven in the evening. A drum kit and a bass rig in that space is another matter, and your neighbours share a fence with you all year.
The pool that reaches Seddon is overwhelmingly city-based, and that is what the distances on these cards are showing. It is close enough that no one charges for it, but do not expect to find a band that walks to your party. Look at the trade mix rather than the address: DJs and cover bands are the deepest choices here.
The main things that move it are how long you want them playing and whether they bring their own PA and a mic for the speeches. A short two-set booking for a house party is the cheapest way to get real live music into a small room. The from-prices on the duo listings above are what inner Melbourne acts are asking today.
A van needs somewhere to sit for load-in and load-out, and Seddon's streets are permit zones and narrow. Ask a neighbour to keep a space, and tell the act what they will find.
A single-fronted terrace with a rear extension has one room worth playing in, and it is not big. A duo or a solo with a small speaker fills it properly; a full band will spend the night apologising.
Fences are low and the houses are close together, so an amplified set in a Seddon backyard reaches four other kitchens. Wind it up early, finish by ten, and you will avoid the conversation.