Nine kilometres out, and the same ten names you would see on half a dozen neighbouring pages. Glen Iris is a middle-ring suburb that sits across three council boundaries, and none of the acts nearest it are based here. They are city acts with a Melbourne address, plus one cover band at Cheltenham, and the distances on the cards are drive times rather than a sign that anybody in the ten lives locally.
The bookings, though, are specific enough. Glen Iris is family houses and a lot of sport, and the two rooms that come up most are a sporting clubroom by Gardiners Creek and somebody's own open-plan living area. Those need opposite things from an act. One is a hard-floored hall that echoes and has a bar at the far end; the other is a carpeted room where a full drum kit will deafen the first two rows.
Top picks are the nearby performers with the most visible reviews, then rating, then the closest; further afield the closest come first, and premium listings break remaining ties. Distances are straight-line from Glen Iris. Ask each act whether they travel to your venue and what that costs.
A DJ with a decent mic setup covers most presentation nights, because the night is talking first and dancing later. If you want a band, pick one used to a hall rather than a pub, and ask them to hold back the volume until the formalities are done. A duo that can play quietly through dinner and then push is the safe middle.
No, and that is normal for a suburb this close in. They sit where the work is, mostly in the inner city, and nine kilometres is a short hop for any of them. What it means practically is that you are choosing from the full Melbourne pool rather than a small local one, so compare more than two before you decide.
It depends entirely on the drums. A band with a full acoustic kit in a suburban living room is a lot, and the neighbours will hear the whole set. A trio with a cajon or electronic pads, set up in the biggest room with the doors to the garden open, sounds like a party rather than a gig and keeps everyone on side.
A hall with a concrete floor and high windows makes any band sound twice as loud as it is. Ask whether they bring someone to mix, or book a duo with a small rig and put the money into the bar.
An acoustic kit in a normal living room takes over. A band that can bring electronic drums or a cajon will happily say so, and it is the single question that decides whether live music works indoors here.
Half the club bookings around here are awards or presentation nights, where somebody has to hold a room of two hundred. Check the act brings a spare wireless mic and will hand it over for the speeches.