Tallai is a ridge, not a town. There's no main street and no hall; the suburb is acreage houses strung along the slopes above Mudgeeraba, with the coast spread out below them and the range at their backs. That shapes every booking made up here. Bar one, the acts on this page are Gold Coast acts driving up from the flat, and the exception is a comedy impressionist who happens to live on the hill. Is that a problem? Only if you forget the drive when you read the quote.
The coast's whole pool is what reaches Tallai: a cover band with a run of reviews, a Tom Jones show and a soloist down the hill at Merrimac and Mudgeeraba, a ventriloquist and a comedian from the conference rooms, an Abba show, an eighties band, a DJ and a duo. The venue, though, is almost always somebody's house. A deck with a view, a marquee on a sloping lawn, a driveway that a van with a trailer won't enjoy. Put all three in the enquiry, and the act that asks about the driveway first is the one that's played up here before.
Top picks are the nearby performers with the most visible reviews, then rating, then the closest; further afield the closest come first, and premium listings break remaining ties. Distances are straight-line from Tallai. Ask each act whether they travel to your venue and what that costs.
Some do and some shrug, and the difference is usually the finish time rather than the distance. Mudgeeraba is a few minutes below and the motorway a few more, so the run isn't long; what an act notices is a steep drive in the dark with a trailer on. Ask for travel as its own line if it appears, and tell them the property has room to turn a van around.
For a house party on the ridge the price is hours, lights and power. An acreage block may have no outdoor point near the marquee, and a DJ who has to run leads from the garage or bring a generator prices for it. Neighbours are far apart up here, which helps with the finish time and so with the length of the night. Where a DJ on this page has listed a from-price, it's on the card.
Yes, and most parties up here are outside for the view. Weather on the ridge turns faster than on the beach, with summer storms rolling in over the range in the late afternoon, so have somewhere under cover the band can shift to in ten minutes. Ask how many circuits they need and where the nearest power point is; that decides where the stage goes.
Lawns on the ridge tilt, and a drum kit or a DJ table on a slope is a nuisance all night. Find the flattest spot before the act arrives, and say whether it's grass, deck or paving.
Tallai's roads are dark and full of bends, and an act finishing at midnight has them to deal with before the motorway. Some price that in and some don't; a fair question is whether a late finish costs more than an early one.
For a work function or a milestone birthday, the comedy impressionist based in Tallai is the one act with no hill to climb. Give the audience and the running order, because impressions want a seated room that's watching.